death of an apartment

you know it's over when you chuck the delivery menus... even with all the menu sites, i still like looking through paper menus. yes i am going to brooklyn and am kind of scared shitless.

now here's a pick-up line for you

at a party last night, a guy comes up to me and hands me an american apparel clothing tag and says, "you have a free ticket to paradise."

i didn't quite know what to do, so i just stood there laughing with my friends and half-heartedly reached for the tag. it fell and i kind of shrugged, and he picked it up and said, "any excuse to look up your skirt."

how's that for bold! too bad he wasn't cute at all.

after much effort tonight, i am the proud owner of



much more complicated assembly than ikea. too bad i didn't realize there were instructional videos on the site until i was nearly done!

goddammit!

i just bought a sigg and now this hot thing is rolling out next month

plea for autocad

anyone know a working link where i don't have to jump through hoops to get the thing working? poweriso etc etc. the student license lasts for a measly 14 months.

things boys like to talk about

their shits
their sweaty balls

it's truuuue.

i'm a believer

i've gone off the pill after 7 or so years, and pounds have dropped off without any extra effort on my part. a+! make a pill for guys and let them get chubs for no reason at all.

cool

this is the building i work in

oh really, english edition

no, topshop, no!



what kind of sadsack needs to read a magazine to figure out facebook?!



a sadly american outfit. the metrocard hanging around her neck on a lanyard made it all the more tragic.