This pretty much happened last night

Super young, enthusiastic, unjaded and fresh band were playing after us. Their music also kind of sucky and weird. Anyway, the guitar player asked 3 of us if we do whiskey shots. We said um, sure, and he proceeded to buy 14 shots of Jamison. I asked him where the hell he was from-my money was on Iowa. He replied he was from ny, in fact born in queens! I said how the hell are you so nice?! We're pretty much all from long island, and we're a bunch of assholes.