dear nyc bar owners
please stop using the following words in the names of bars: sweet, valley, home. over-usage is causing much confusion. thx.
please stop using the following words in the names of bars: sweet, valley, home. over-usage is causing much confusion. thx.
Matt: I think theres a chance I would go gay for Brad Pitt.
last night at the playgirl party, they gave away some bullet vibrators. all the guys took 2 each. WHY. because of their greed, this girl didn't get a bullet.
last night i took a trip back to the early 90s for the part-time fliering gig i'm trying out. canal room was packed, i was lucky to get in. in fact this is one of the few times i'm sure being a girl worked to my advantage, since there were door people. i'm sure there were plenty of hip hop people there i totally did not recognize. when i signed on for the job, i was under the impression i'd be sent out to parties or bars i'd normally go to anyway. not so on this assignment. we'll see.
it's been such a long time...
for the first time in my life, i'm repulsed by sushi. last night i had a roll and pulled a bone out of my mouth. i immediately lost my appetite and felt queasy. i'm not sure why, maybe because bones don't belong in sushi? if i'd been eating a whole roasted fish, it would've been no big thing. but i was extremely grossed out and am still feeling queasy about it. let's see how long this lasts.
another day, another person screws me over.
two innocent jogs over christmas break have manifested into a sore kneecap, aka patello-femoral syndrome (chondromalacia). i look forward to more of this bullshit as i creep up in the years.
to the stinky coworker.
i honestly wasn't that impressed by puerto rico. the beaches weren't as nice as the other caribbean islands i've been to. namely, the sand wasn't that nice, the water wasn't that warm, and it was very rough and choppy. outside of san juan, it looked very much like any other island as well. i wasn't a big fan of the food, which was pretty much all deep fried. you'd think everything would be delicious, but tostones? completely tasteless! they also seem to have a penchant for overcooking their fish to the degree that, if i threw it at the wall, it'd bounce off. not very appetizing. on the plus side, much of the service at restaurants was impeccable. i've never had such pleasant waiters. the highlight of the trip would have to be a visit to the bioluminescent bay, one of three places in the world where you can see it! it was one of the coolest things i've ever seen. we kayaked through mangroves at night, basically through a little canal because the mangroves were so close in everyone's oars hit the branches every once in awhile. all i could see were the green glowlights from everyone else's kayaks. once we got to the bay, the water looked something like this: