um WHAT

last night at the playgirl party, they gave away some bullet vibrators. all the guys took 2 each. WHY. because of their greed, this girl didn't get a bullet.

here are some tips from a GREAT SEX pamphlet:

condoms are more fun if you and your partner put them on together.

never use a condom more than once.

it's always a good idea to wash up after sex and it's twice as good together; so keep the energy flowing and take a bath or shower with your partner.

if you don't think condoms taste all that good try mint or fruit flavored ones. or add some sizzle, and drizzle on some waterbased flavorings of your own like
-maple syrup
-honey
-grape jelly

who the hell wrote this drivel??