aw cute

some 22 year old kid matty knows has an internerd crush on me!

guy: btw tell Evelyn i said hello
Matt: she doesnt like younger guys though
Matt: :-(
Matt: or asian fetishists
guy: well i mean i'm not an azn fetishist.. if it comes down to that
guy: i'll lie
me: the secret is out
say i want to see a picture
no ifs ands or buts
just out of morbid curiosity
but keep that to yourself
guy: o shi
guy: i don't actually have any where i'm all indie'd out. in fact i don't really have any on this computer, i just got it recently and didnt transfer any
Matt: hahaah
guy: tell her i will seek out some
guy: but that i remain committed to her
guy: and that she is my internet crush
me: OMG I LOVES!
Matt: love what?
me: chortling away here, matty

ah blaaaah

last night i woke up at 2. i believe i was in a sitting position on my couch and still wearing my jacket. pure class. i got my 2nd ever free drink from a bartender. oscar, we be visiting you again. this morning, i was moaning (literally) and telling sammykins how much i didn't want to get up and go to work.

as some of you know, i got crazyass acrylic nails with art done in japan. they are pretty, and kind of normal over there. here, not so much. here, i feel like a bit of a hooch with them. and they're a massive pain in the ass. anyway, yesterday at whole foods, the check out GUY was like, "i like your nails." then he goes, "shaneequa, look at her nails."

hahahaahaha. oh dear. full japan report coming soon. promise.

REVENGE OF THE SQUAT TOILET

to be continued...

i'm so excited i could puke!

I'M GOING TO JAPAAAAAAN!!!

best best

last night was infuckingsane. n and i got on the list for wolf parade, which at webster means a vip badge. i'm not even gonna pretend to be too jaded or cool for school. it was all kinds of awesome. we went upstairs to watch wp's set. i helped myself to some of their rider. we snuck down to watch a few songs stageside. i got to see what's inside the little pod at the upper right side of the stage. i always wanted to know what bands do when they leave the stage, before their encore. well i guess they swig jack and crack open some beers.


the view by the stage.

we afterpartied where wp enjoyed some of n's delish pot cookies. i got to bask in the glow of carlos d's ever-present sneer.

text of the night would be: i'm helpless against her curls.

just one photo from last night, and a bunch more i'd been too lazy to upload.


i really have no words...


hawt.


yeah, i was drunk and forgot how to turn the starry function off. the girls were wearing these get-ups in about 10 degree weather.


sandals. ten degrees. obviously.


sasquatch pants!

ok, i feel better now.

ew gross

yesterday i took a walk through chinatown proper for the first time in ages. behold, the stench. behold, the sidewalk congestion. behold, the man selling batteries on the sidewalk and calmly and thoroughly excavating the contents of his nostrils. why this is such a common phenomenon among men, i don't know. you never see a woman digging for gold like that. i'm happy to say i did not witness any projectile snot. you know what this is... it's when dudes (again) hold one nostril shut with a finger and blow full force out the other, as though they are blowing into a tissue. but there's no tissue there. this may be the grossest thing ever. i once saw (and heard) a guy doing this at west 4th, over and over again. he would not stop. i eventually had to drag my friend further along the platform because i was laughing so uncontrollably.

how exciting!

www.bondi-fishandchips.com

might possibly be an ok replacement for juanita, home of the unlimited drunk brunch? perhaps, we will see.

by the way, i kind of love the stills, and you should too. i will expound. logic will break your heart is one of my favorite records. it has that rare ability to make me feel better when i'm feeling shitty. i hated without feathers at first. or, i didn't get it. it is way country. but after 10 listens or so, it grew on me. and they ripped it the other night, live. dave, lose the big tank white tennis shoe though! what is with that!