tales of the weird

last night i went to a party where they were playing holy mountain, which was possibly the weirdest thing i've ever seen. i didn't want to watch it, but could not stop myself. i saw a man's balls being cut off, a jesus figure shitting into a bowl which of course turned into gold... i'd never heard of it before, although i guess it is rather heavily referenced. some images:






i also saw the commercial for the ab circle pro for the first time, and almost peed myself laughing. it looks utterly ridiculous, and i'm sad i couldn't find any video footage of people doing the butt exercise. this is all i could find :/

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i am digging the new mstrkrft and juan maclean so much. pleased as peach that i acquired them, but still wanting new recs!! to the mstrkrft dingus though - you did it wrong if you're up at 1 the next day!

fashion people!

went to a party last night, and i'm still swimming in the pool of self-entitlement. while being kept waiting outside for them to get ready inside, every single group that came up went to the door to see if they could get in, although there was clearly a line. fashion people apparently also don't know how to wait on line. we were the second group waiting, and the line veered off to the right. arriving groups stood behind us, to the left. it was ridiculous. the last thing i have to say is, it's been a looong time since i've been around so many girls thinking they look hot, but really looking bad and dumb. honey, you may think that jumpsuit is fashion forward, but you really just look like you have 2 asses.

funny, funny site

http://sorry-mom.com/

i need new music!

some of my old favorites are only playing large venues now, and really i can't deal with anything larger than webster hall. other bands whose older albums i loved have put out very meh new releases. i only read 2 music blogs now, and the mp3s i've sampled from them don't excite me. the rare occasion now that i make it out to small/local shows, i am utterly unimpressed. please help.

for when you need a cute pick-me-up

http://www.cutethingsfallingasleep.org/