Sunday, July 30, 2006

welcome to the shitshow

yesterday i went to mccarren pool for the second time. it was a paid show, and supposedly sold out. i waited ONE HOUR to get my drink bracelet, drink ticket, and drinks. i sat down to rest by the portapotties and there was a humongous line. it was ridiculous. dear live nation, if you are going to charge $40+ for a show, you should at least make sure proper amenities are in place. waiting 60 minutes for a beer is not acceptable. the whole thing was so poorly managed. if you want to see how a show should be run, go to coachella. water, no line. bathroom, no line. beer, 5 minutes max. also, "running out of room" in the vip section, and $3 waters [so-called 'warsaw water']. live nation, WTF?!

at least bloc party sounded good.

Monday, July 24, 2006

down with the asian fetishists!

so two of my exes have gotten themselves asian girlfriends. wtf? there is little that skeeves me out more than guys who date asian chicks exclusively. i see this grossness by all the people who search for "asian girls" and unwittingly end up here.

oh, and one of said exes? while living off of mommy's dollar, trying to find his direction in life or whatever, spent his days wanking off to asian porn sites. true story. just goes to show i always pick the winners. i blame this particular one on my youth and naivety.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

this is the shit

yewknee.com/mix

Monday, July 17, 2006

feast your eyes

on my first proper photo update in a long time.

in keeping with the fourth of july rooftop party fashion no-nos...

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this dude had it all going on.

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art or junk?

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we are on a rooftop. we are not at the beach. bikini bottoms as bottoms are not ok. i guess she is very proud of her ass.

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sunset scene.

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sdksjfdjkfd i love you soooo much. grope grope.

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a very unexpected jordan fan.

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that is, i shit you not - a cheeseburger on her arm. my next tat is gonna be a bucket of fried chicken. on my ass.

this shall continue as a boast post (vip section bitches!) at the siren fest. it honestly wasn't all that great. the free booze was nice earlier in the day, but as it got later the crush at the bar got ridiculous. and so did the 20-30m line at the 'private bathrooms.' anyway, it was fun enough.

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celebration. she likes to not wear a bra on stage.

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woohoo private portapotties.

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the stills.

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i don't know who or what this guy was. but i'm sure he had to have ropeburns around his waist after his capering.

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the crowd. haha suckers.

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almost time to pass out.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

aw yeah

minx is hooking it up this year!

>You are all set with a plus one for the Siren Festival. I will get you
>information and directions on how to pick up your passes. The VIP gets you
>and a friend backstage for shade,free water and beer and most importantly
>private bathrooms!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

the zidane head bop!

i know you've seen this already, but it makes me giggle every time.

hey tom myspace

can you please add a function to UNSEND messages?

thx.