OH SAD TROMBONE!

my bleeding heart...

Date: Jun 28, 2006 11:10 AM
Subject: hi there
Body: hows it goin today?




:o)

enjoying the hot weather?


Date: Jun 28, 2006 11:53 AM
Subject: hmmm
Body: thanks for replying and giving me a chance

no biggie though

one more shallow person to dismiss in return

fucktard.

the false sense of entitlement guys have in this city never ceases to amaze.

good lord

sweden is so full of pretty it's mind-boggling.

this week i am attempting to do: 1 band practice, attend 3 shows, play 1 show. 2 down, 3 to go.

i'm a new woman

new hair color, new tat.
a bluebird is:
a symbol of finding one's way
and also finding one's way home
dispelling troubles
bluebird of happiness
WORD.

a serious question

what would you do if a good friend of yours had awful breath? like probably full-blown halitosis? i'm in situations where said friend and i need to be close to hear each other.. i don't want to become friend's personal gum dispenser, either. suggestions??

boys in ny, i dunno where the idea to wear skinny jeans and flips flops (or thongs as the aussies say, heh) together came from, but just stop it. do not want! ugly and bad and unflattering.

i like this

from nick diamonds' interview with pitchfork:

Yeah. God. You know what I think the guy who reviewed the live show for Pitchfork suffers from? Shy/asshole confusion. I'm not an asshole. I don't think I have to prove that to anyone, but I'm just putting that out there. I just think people should know that I'm not trying too hard.

apparently

cum tree

A type of tree which, during the spring season, gives off an odor similar to that of semen.

fascinating!

dear colin,

i'm really sorry i kicked you in the balls last night (although i have more than an inkling that you deserved it).

sincerely,
snarky

this will bring the pervs in...

email forward:

Penis requesting a raise.....


I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely, The Penis

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work eight hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.
You do not take initiative.
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task.
And if that were not enough,
You are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying
two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

wishes

i wish every fucktard who swings his head around in a gross manner to check out the back of some chick they'll never ever get for 5 more seconds would:
a) walk smack dab into a lamppost
b) trip and fall into a pile of dogshit


this entertained me for the past 10 minutes. play for yourself here.

(boo it won't let me paste my fairy tale)

oh my gooooodddd

i just read that band i was slagging off yesterday has signed to vice.

Looks like the oft-overlooked Favourite Sons just signed to the oft-lauded Vice Records; hopefully this will correct the ‘overlooked’ bit. Their new album, Down Beside Your Beauty, will come out on Vice September 12, but until then you can catch a quick preview here.

they have got to be kidding.

shit am i getting old

it used to be, my hangovers would be gone by noon. i knew that if i could make it to then, i'd be fine. today's anguish: over 1:20pm.

alright monday hangover!

pics to come, but jesus do the rapture purposely choose opening bands that suck so that they can doubly wow the audience with their performance? behold: favorite sons.

huh

there is now an oral hygiene freak on my floor. she has taken over the bathroom twice this week already with her flossing and brushing. maybe she's dating a dentist.

so damn cute

http://www.vimeo.com/clip:77426

this is kinda cool.

http://www.kottke.org/plus/manhattan-elsewhere/

both lifted from gothamist, cos i'm lazy.

what's really really cool though - i'm going to finland and stockholm, suckers!