GRRR! Mommy, where is your underwear?

the title has nothing pertaining to the below post. it's the title of an article nb forwarded to me that i cackled over. it was, of course, about brit brit's stanky snatch.

so - last night i did something pretty funny for shits and giggles. it involved being in a restaurant and getting my picture taken by a photographer. said photographer showed up way late, and seemed a bit frazzled. he started taking a few test shots, and then got down to business. except he didn't, because he left the light meter down on the table instead of holding it up. he took at least 10 shots that were shit before realizing his mistake. he corrected it, and more snap snap. snap. snap. everyone in the surrounding area turned to look for the reality stars. it was kind of unspeakably embarassing. finally at least 25 shots in, the manager came over and told him he had to wrap it up. i wanted to die. really, just sink into the floor. worst part is i didn't even have any lipgloss on.