my gym crush just died a very sudden death

yes, the boy i've been lusting after for 4-5 months now. it's done. i saw him at the checkout desk and he was wearing these HORRENDOUS brown clog things. i saw his feet and legs first as i came down the stairs, not knowing who it was but thinking ew, what awful shoes. and so imagine my dismay when i saw his beautiful face attached to said shoes. sigh. wasn't meant to be, anyway.