laughing at another's misfortune

the past weekend was spent drinking myself silly and catching up with friends, and sleeping. an embarrassing amount of sleeping was done, in fact.

i have this from a friend who shall remain anonymous. it had me quaking with silent laughter at work last week...

girls..... still hopeless but getting better... i used my limited chinese to create my own pick up line... wau yau ni, which translates to i want you.,.. used it on the tour leader, she laughed and said no, but it was still worth the effort... i managed to sleep with one of the chinese trainee leaders but she wouldnt put out... a little conservative......... how bout you.

same bed...... she wouldnt even kiss me.. she just kept biting me.... fucking weird.........

me: hot chinese girl eh?
HAHAHAHAHA
OMG
biting you where????

biting everywhere you would kiss... i think kissing someone would constitute a 'bad' thing.....

euginie was 22 years old a virgin and had never been kissed... i gave her her first alchoholic drink... she was pretty green..........

me: sorry dude, don't go for prude asian chicks in the future