what the fuck

i had a weird cabride home last night. right when i got in, the cabbie asked if i wanted pizza. uh, no... obvs if i'd wanted pizza, i would have gotten some before getting into the cab. and then, he farted.

???

nowhere near as weird as the crazed religious female cabbie i had in dc, who played christian rock, had recruiting pamphlets everywhere, and kept saying hallelujahs and praise the lords! but still, very strange.