a study in genealogy

over dinner with my parents a few nights ago, i went over the list of traits i've gotten from my dad: my (former) bad eyes, oily skin, oily hair, my short genes (my paternal grandfather was only 5'4", holy fuck!), my fat genes... i glare at him. he suggests that i got some smartness from him, and i concede that point. a bit. he is dumb and ignorant about some things, like homosexuality.
update: of course, he blessed me with my drinking genes. i owe it all to him that i'm not a cheap date! yay team dad.

these are hideous, just beyond words. they are wrong in every single way.