aguacate . avocat . die Avocado

it's been awhile since i storied, so here we go. i was at yoga class one day, and in comes this dippie hippie guy. as in, big dreads and hemp clothing. he was new to the studio, so the teacher asks his name - because i go to a rad studio like that where the teachers care. he goes, "i'm avocado!"

even the yoga teacher had to snicker at that one.

one more thing: THIS is how you're advertising your party?

"Holy Shit -- It Party Time. When you were little, you shit your diaper. When you were a teenager, you shit yourself while trying to break wind, and recently, you got shit dick while trying to dip your helmet in the back door. SHIT, SHIT and MORE SHIT. Get loose and drop a dirty deuce on this dance floor."

lay off the crackpipe, jackasses.