bom bom bom

tim of diamond nights, you look like a super young, super pervy mr. roper. in a kind of good way. it's really a shame about your younger sister though. she shoves her way to the front, yelling, "my brother's the drummerrrrr." then she gets her godawful blonde bimbo barbie sorority sisters up with her. she waves her arms around so desperately to get attention, and her friends are fucking grooving and gyrating like it's jay-z or usher up there or something. repeatedly spilling my drink on me. i have never been so annoyed at a show. i even ducked behind a tall guy and went a row back just to get away from these dumb bitches. ugggghh.

on a positive note, singer from the living things, i know your secret! i had such a eureka moment. you got your stage outfit designed by the same people who make ice skating costumes! just stick a blousy buttondown underneath and slap some skates on, and voila! if mutsu hooks me up with some pictures, i can show you exactly what i'm talking about.