to the incompetent fools at parsons/the new school

thanks for finally fixing the color printer, after it had been out of commission for what, 3 weeks? that was nice of you. today i ran around like a crazy person since only a few buildings have copy machines. in building #1, i tried using all 5 machines to get an 11 x 17 copy. none of them had that paper size. when i asked a staff member about it, she hurriedly opened the trays and then pointed at the 8.5 x 11 and said, "that's the biggest size we have!" and waved me off. in building #2, i tried one machine to no avail and finally, FINALLY, i was able to get my copy on the 7th machine.

now what in god's name an i paying $1,000 a credit for here? seems to me a leading design school should have their shit better together.