reason #930485473902304 i hate my neighbor

6:30am. his dog is barking. it needs to go out. i know this, because the goddamn barking woke me up. the dog's bark isn't even that loud, the walls are just that woefully thin. what does neighbor do? mumble at it. yell at it. move things around noisily. right, because shuffling the table around is going to magically stop your dog from needing to pee/poop. moron.

bulgarian coworker, close the window one more time and i will cut you.