I DON'T WANT TO MOVE

read this about my immediate vicinity

Nexus of the Universe accdg to Seinfeld. It puts you in the center of a lot of great cheap eats and have easy access to the F train, crosstown houston bus and the M9 and M14 bus that will bring you as far as the West Village, Union Square and down to LES and Chinatown. You'll have access to the Union Square Market (14th St/Broadway), Wholefoods, Essex Market on Essex St and Chinatown - where everything is really cheap...