anyone home?

there's a modeling agency on our floor. i use that term very loosely. they're a d-list agency, if that, and they attract some pitiful wannabe models. every wednesday there's an open casting call. these people, mostly girls, are sooooo dumb. i'm fairly sure if i were to knock on their foreheads, an empty sound would resonate. they wander around the floor, even though the agency is almost impossible to miss from the elevator. they get lost on their way back to the elevator (the floor is NOT that big). case in point: a girl just knocked on the door. "this isn't suite 605, is it?" no, sweetie. it is, as it says outside the door, suite 603. and that plaque on the door? not the name of the modeling agency. these people shit me to tears.

everyone knows you have to be skeletal to be a model these days. that's just the way it is. a lot of these girls, that's all they have going for them. but then, some of them are just normal person size. what are they thinking?? i think what makes me really dislike these people, is that unless a model is discovered when she's 13 or something, like gisele, they have to go to these agencies to be discovered or get work. and so they, inherently, think they're good-looking. thinking you're hot shit... that kind of attitude makes me gag.