the best thing i've ever gotten at a bar

is this business card



this guy relentlessly hits on girls. there were about 10 awkward silences in the torturous time i spent talking to him. a normal guy would get the hint after one or two... not laser dude! after he fiiinally moved on from me, he was chatting up another girl within minutes. and after her, another one. i guess that is the way some guys operate, going from one girl to another until one finally says yes. on one hand, you have to admire the kind of confidence that takes. on the other, it's just gross not to mention really fucking annoying.